{"id":562,"date":"2016-05-19T01:36:44","date_gmt":"2016-05-19T01:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/?p=562"},"modified":"2016-05-19T01:59:55","modified_gmt":"2016-05-19T01:59:55","slug":"hilarious-craiglist-ad-need-a-persian-rent-a-persian-beverly-hills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/562\/hilarious-craiglist-ad-need-a-persian-rent-a-persian-beverly-hills\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious craiglist ad: “Need a Persian ? Rent a Persian ! (Beverly Hills)”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kind of like the movie “The Wedding Date<\/a>“…perhaps the poster watched this last night lol:<\/p>\n

\"Need<\/a><\/p>\n

Need a persian for whatever reason ? New Service called Rent a Persian !<\/span><\/em>

Going to a new club ? Dont wanna go alone ? Rent a Persian<\/span><\/em>

Want to make your ex boyfriend jealous ? Rent a Persian and take him to the spot he hangs out<\/span><\/em>

Buying something and cant haggle for yourself ? Rent a Persian<\/span><\/em>

Having a BBQ ? Need someone to make Kabob ? Rent a Persian\u00a0<\/span><\/em>

Boyfriend drives a shitty car ? Want to drive around in a BMW or Benz ? Rent a persian<\/span><\/em>

Need to convince your parents you have a rich and classy new boyfriend ? Rent a persian<\/span><\/em>

There is a 10% discount if you need more than one persian, just let us know if you need more than one if you call or text !<\/span><\/em>


Disclaimer.<\/span><\/em>

Persians can not be used for anything illegal, will not marry you to get you a greencard.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

(via Craigslist, central LA resumes, “Need a Persian ? Rent a Persian !<\/span><\/a>\u00a0(Beverly Hills)<\/a>“<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you want a real Persian boyfriend, or girlfriend, Friends Match Me is a good place to try – unlike match.com we actually list Persian\/Farsi as a language so\u00a0you can search for members who speak it – Persian\/Farsi\u00a0is\u00a0spoken by about 110 million people worldwide, why doesn’t match.com include it as a language?!<\/p>\n

Join Friends Match Me free at www.friendsmatchme.com<\/a> – it’s 100% free after you join too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kind of like the movie “The Wedding Date“…perhaps the poster watched this last night lol: Need a persian for whatever reason ? New Service called Rent a Persian !Going to a new club ? Dont wanna go alone ? Rent … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,1],"tags":[343,306,340,342,70,344,25,341],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=562"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":568,"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562\/revisions\/568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friendsmatchme.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}